Recent Abbie-isms

"God, please be with the kids at school because they are talking too loud and Mrs. Docter is going to get a headache"




"Something terrible happened at school. We are working on 10's.......10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60.....and we can't find the 70!"



"Do you think you could show me some grace today and not give me my consequence?"


"If you had a fire at your house Grandma, first go to your bathroom and get your high heels on and your make up and then you can go out of your house looking good!"


"Mom, Santa must be an awfully nice person to give everybody presents."


"Mom, I'd just really like to go to the North Pole right now, because Santa has to just be so busy wrapping all those presents."